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Let's ne honest with ourselves.....none of us hate Patrick Mahomes, he's one of the best QB's in the league and an overall good dude, we hate the company he keeps. His obnoxious fiance and his obnoxious brother. Brittany Matthews and Jackson Mahomes are perhaps the worst people on the planet....mind you a planet that included Kim Jong Un, Larry Nassar, Ghislaine Maxwell and people who talk on speaker phone in public. First was the emergence of Brittney, Jesus Christ almighty.....it started with her just being an absolute annoying shithead, with her in YouTube video after YouTube video just shouting in a suite at every fucking Chiefs game about Patrick and to "stop doubting him". First off she's a delusional fuck, no one has every doubted this dude since he started playing in the NFL, second off....she sucks. Her videos are literally her and her annoying ass friends in the club suites screeching like a complete fuck head. But in her defense, she's that girlfriend....if she's on your team you lover her, if she's not? you hate her. She's not on my team.....I wouldn't say I hater her but I definitely don't not hate her. Yeah that's how I phrased it....
Now we come to Patrick's little brother Jackson. This kid is an absolute fuckhead. I honestly don't think there is any one in this world that even likes this kid, his family has to be at least embarrassed of him. The only one that has to get along with him is Brittany, due to the fact they are equally just awful people. This dude is pouring shit on Ravens fans, being creepy with female TikTokers, posting scathing reviews about local establishments, dancing on Sean Taylor's memorial, he's a fucking clown. It's to the point where he is such a distraction that Patrick even has to answer questions about this chode during his post game pressers. I hate this word so much, but this kid is the the epitome of the word "cringe". Just go look up videos of him on YouTube or TikTok......it's an absolute treasure trove of hell. Can you fucking imagine? Your dad was a major league pitcher, your brother is the best QB in the NFL and your just some awkward, silver spoon, no talent ass clown. Picture your brother just winning a Super Bowl and your dumbass is doing. He's just an asshole little prick, after the Sean Taylor incident he said "He didn't know he wasn't supposed to be in that area".....yeah the roped of square around the number 21 wasn't a dead giveaway you little fuck. Now I know a lot of people are calling him "Jackson Mahomo", which I do not condone making fun of someone for their sexual preference....that's not cool but you can make fun of him for being an absolute waste to society. He thinks he's a lot more important that he is and I hope he won't be the down fall to Patrick's career. Now, unfortunately for Patrick? Jackson is his blood and you can't change that. You can sure as shit distance your self from this cancerous fuck of a brother. Just look at Aaron Rodgers, he hates his family and he's doing just fine, unless it's the playoffs. As for Brittany, as Michael Scott once said "BFD engaged aint married" aka he can get the fuck away from her whenever he wants, so run Patrick run away.
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