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RKBRO(Randy Orton and Matt Riddle) v's (C) AJ Styles and Omos It really wasn't the worst match but it wasn't great. Pretty decent way to start off Summerslam, good spots, everyone in the match looked good and RKBRO took home the belts. The poses after they won by RKBRO really made it good. GRADE: B Alexa Bliss v's Eva Marie Dude, they have to drop this gimmick with Alexa Bliss because it is awful. Now that Wyatt is gone there is really no reason for her continue doing this. She isn't a terrible wrestler she had gotten so much better and she is so much better than the shit she's been given. Eva Marie, although an absolute smoke show, may in fact be one of the worst wrestlers in the women's division. Oh and that Doudrop girl turned face after the match and no one cared. GRADE: F Damian Priest v's (C) Sheamus I didn't have the highest hopes for this match and that's mainly because I'm just over Sheamus. I never though Sheamus was that great, ever. But it was a good hard hitting match that saw Damian Priest walk away as the new US Champ. Priest is a good wrestler, not great on the mic but he deserves a decent run with the belt GRADE: B Rey Mysterio and Dominik Mysterio v's (C) The Uso's The Uso's are one of the best tag teams in the last 15-20 years, I don't care if you disagree with me but that's just my opinion. They're so much better than defending their titles against Rey and his shit kid. Dominik is still you and maybe he'll be good one day but right now he sucks. Thank god the Uso's retained the Smackdown tag titles. GRADE C Becky Lynch v's (C) Bianca Belair Ok, now this is where things get a little screwy. Sasha Banks wasn't there and it's reported that it's because she isn't vaccinated and they had to have 100% vaccination rates. Then they brought out Carmella, which at first sucks, Carmella is a shitty wrestler and knowing that she has slept with Corey Graves now makes her insanely unattractive. BUTTTT THEN THE MAN'S MUSIC HIT! Becky Lynch was back! The crowd went fuckin crazy, she kicked the shit out of Carmella, challenged Belair and the title match was on. Then she beat Belair in 27 seconds and won the belt. Absolutely awful awful awful job of booking this by WWE. You just squash Belair? Just like that? No no no, that was some absolute bullshit. Belair is too good for that bullshit GRADE D- Drew McIntyre v's Jinder Mahal Drew is awesome but this match sucked and was pointless GRADE F Charlotte v's Rhea Ripley v's (C) Nikki A.S.H I don't know man, to be honest for me Charlotte is one of the best women's wrestlers of all-time but Jesus Christ enough already. She came into the WWE in 2014, that's 7 years ago and now she's a 12 time champ? It seemed like this match was just built for her. She had all the big spots, all the big moves, all the momentum. Nikki and Rhea didn't really do much in the match. Charlotte won and is the new Raw women's champ. I thought Ripley should have won and I also don't think she should have lost the belt in the first place. GRADE C+ Edge v's Seth Rollins This for me was the best match on the card. I called this from the beginning. First off Edge came out to the fuckin brood entrance? WHAT?!? That was awesome. Again just a hard hitting match, both guys had huge spots throughout the entire match. Since coming back Edge has proven time and time again that he can for sure still go with the best wrestlers in the WWE. Edge ended up getting the win over Rollins via submission and it was good to see him get that big win. GRADE A Goldberg v's (C) Bobby Lashley NOPE, JUST ABSOLUTE NOPE. I genuinely don'y even want to talk about how fucking awful this match was. Dude Goldberg is like 50, can we stop already? They kept trying to have him show off how powerful he was and not to sound like a dick but obviously he isn't that guy anymore. Lashley won by referee stoppage, Goldberg's son jumped on him then Bobby ragdolled him too GRADE F John Cena v's (C) Roman Reigns I am going to be completely honest, I fell asleep during this match. For the first 10-15 minutes it was Reigns beating the fuck out of Cena then Cena trying to roll him up. I think Reigns and Cena are great I truly do. But at the same time what did we expect to come out of a match with two dudes who each have 5 moves a piece in their arsenal? Reigns won, I don't know how but he did. Then after Brock Lesnar came back and he has a man bun, that happened too. It was kinda cool to see Brock back but overall I just didn't care because like I've said before, it's just the same recycled bullshit. GRADE C
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