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Ohhhhh man this video just really had it all. We had the douchebag wearing two watches with the terrible bowl cut, we had the brawler, we had the pussy friend who wanted no part in this equation, we had the hero's friend cheering him on, we had the supports and even the narc at the end. Let's break this down step by step, shall we? Act I: There seems to be a scuffle between a Suns fan and two Nuggets fans, who might I add are wearing more jewelry than any man should wear. They may be over compensating for something, I'm not sure. But at this time it appears cooler heads have prevailed. Act II: Then you see the guy who I like to call "double watched douchebag with bowl cut"(I know not the most clever nickname but it works) Try to throw a sucker punch at the Suns fan, he misses pretty badly.....then we make our way to act III. Act III: The suns fan, as if he was a fucking ECHL vet who spent most of his time fighting his way to get any playing time just grabs double watch douchebag by the jersey and just starts unleashing(while laughing like an absolute crazy person)an absolute barrage of uppercuts to his face. ACT IV: While reigning down absolute hammers to this dudes face which probably broke his nose, throws a right at douchebag #2 who I have dubbed "douche with ripped jeans and white trash facial hair" then....then in just a fuckin unreal power move looks at him and says "Imma fuck your boy up" before throwing one last kill shot uppercut. ACT V: Perhaps the best act of the entire 1:30 video, douchebag #1 walks away covering his face, presumably because his face was FUCKED up. Then the best line of the whole video, the hero Suns fan looks at them after delivering a beating for the ages and says "SUNS IN 4". Just an absolute exclamation on a great sequence. He is showered with mostly cheers by Suns and Nuggets fans. ACT VI: "THE FINALE" While one Nuggets supporter was vehemently sticking up for the hero, saying the douchebags fucked with him....a new villain emerges, we shall call him "Henry Hill" the fuckin narc....the rat. This fuckin guy emerges out of nowhere, to point on the hero and tell security to "get him the fuck out". Our hero is escorted out by security to end an amazing minute of fury. THE REVIEW: His name is Nick McKellar, he literally wielded the Suns to a 4 game sweep....it was all him...and Devin Booker. Honestly this couldn't have unfolded better...he says Suns in 4 and then they decimate the Nuggets. This was all dubs for Suns nation, You can check out Nick's whole break down of the altercation on the "Dave Portnoy Show" and I gotta be honest it's a fuckin amazing story.
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