Juwan Howard suspended for the rest of the regular season, adding to a long list of embarrassment for the University of Michigan.....a historical deep dive into the embarrassment

          I love, when I say love....I mean LOVE seeing how embarrassing the University of Michigan becomes, pretty much daily. Now we can add Juwan Howard to the list of embarrassment that has surrounded this once "prestigious" institution. First off, I would love to put the blame all on Juwan Howard because he's a Michigan guy which in turn means he's a dipshit but I cannot. If Greg Gard just shook Howard's hand and walked away, odds are it wouldn't have turned out like this but that's not what happened. Howard was pissed about a timeout Gard called earlier in the game, seems like a super reasonable reason to get mad, I guess. Howard, clearly pissy shook Gard's hand and Gard grabbed Howard and seemed to be explaining to him what the deal was, Howard was having none of it. Players and coaches tried to break the two up but it didn't work and a mele broke out between both schools. In came former Badger player, now assistant Wisconsin coach Joe Krabbenhoft, this fuckin guy got right into the middle of it and Howard open palm slapped this little turd in the head, leading to Howard's suspension. Under most circumstances I would say "man that little shit got it in the face!" but it's Michigan so I feel the basketball program should be disbanded and they should never be allowed to play in Division I in any sport, ever again. That may be harsh but I feel the punishment fits the crime. Now you may be saying "Wait that's just one example, that's it?" Oh no, I'll feed you baby birds....
          Jim Harbough, not any incident, just him in general. This dude is treated like a fucking god by all Michigan fans all over the country but what the fuck has he done for Michigan? He's been there 7 years, he's 1-5 against Ohio State, 1-5 in bowl games, he's won just one Big Ten title, he's only appeared in just one Big Ten title game and seemingly 90% of every big game they play in? They lose. He hasn't been able to coach anything resembling a decent QB in 7 years and he's an absolute tool bag. Then there's rumors every season about him going back to the NFL yet Michigan still keeps extending his contract, he know has a contract until 2078. Fuck Jim Harbaugh.
          Bo Schembechler, the Michigan man, such a great man, a great leader, a great coach, an absolute dirtbag? Seems that way. Let's talk about Dr Robert Anderson, a former University of Michigan doctor, who turns out is not a very good dude. In the last year thousands of people have come out and accused the former doctor of sexually abusing them, claiming they have spoken up before but the accusations have been ignored for over 4 decades. Former player of coach Schembechler says that he was abused by Dr Anders and that "Coach Bo" knew that his players were being abused and Bo did nothing. To top it all off, Schembechler's adopted son Matt said that he was sexually abused by Dr Anderson and Bo then hit him in the stomach and said not to talk about it. The wife if Schembechler allegedly brought it to the attention of the athletic director at the time and he had planned to fire Dr Anderson, until good guy Bo put a stop to it. Yet another gross act by a classic "Michigan man".
          All in All? I think the University of Michigan should be shut down forever and never be allowed open to the public again, maybe turn it into a maximum security prison? That only seems fitting at this point....