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I can't with this fucking guy anymore, I just fucking can't. Game 1....Suns vs Lakers.....Lebron misses a free throw....he gets boxed out by a guy whos about 9 inches shorter then him and has one of the greatest flops of all time, a fight ensued afterwards starting with Alex Caruso and Cameron Payne. This fuckin guy Lebron acted like Chris Kyle shot him with an sniper rifle. The thing that pisses me off so bad about this dude is he's so fucking good and he doesn't have to do this shit yet he does it ALLLLLLLLL the time. It's so fucking embarrassing, Lebron just sucks. He's given us cringey moment after cringey moment in the past years I'm not even sure where the fuck to start. Let's talk about the time he was carrying around the Malcom X biography and when asked about it, it couldn't be more clear that this fucking guy didn't read one page of the book. Then there was his strange obsession with wine there for a bit. Oh Christ let us not forget about he and his families lame ass "Taco Tuesday" posts on instagram every fucking week. Or we have the more recent Lebron "gems", such as "I'll never be 100% again but I think I can still help the team" No shit Lebron you're still the best player in the league, god shut the fuck up. Then when he hit that insane 3 against the Warriors recently, if he were to just shut the fuck up after the game we'd all be talking about what a shot it was.....but nopppppe. Instead Lebron came out and said "I was seeing three rims" after he got poked in the eye by Draymond during the game. This guy is 6 foot 9 and 250lbs and couldn't be any softer. This isn't new with Lebron, he used to flop all the time with Cleveland(the first time) when they had those legendary playoff battles with Chicago. This guy is just so fucking lame I just cannot root for him, ever. If you think this fucking guy is better than Jordan who need to go see your doctor immediately because he is fucking not.
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