Recapping Night 2 of WrestleMania 37 and you'll never believe who won a main event....again *SPOILER ALERT*

          Now, I thought the first night of WrestleMania 37 really delivered and was way better then I thought it was going to be. I thought Night 2 would have to pull out all the stops to top night 1.....and it sure as fuck didn't beat night 1. It wasn't even close to be honest with you and night two was really underwhelming.






Randy Orton vs The Fiend(with Alexa Bliss)
        Six minutes, they gave these two six fuckin minutes to work. What an absolutely shitty way to open the show, these two could have stole the entire night but instead the WWE just gave us a fuckin weird ass match with no time and a weird ass ending. The Fiend turned to Alexa Bliss who started spewing black shit from her head and Orton hit an RKO and then the match was over....not a good start.

Nia Jaxx and Shayna Bayzler(Champions) vs Tamina Snuka and Natalya
         This was the second longest match on night two and it was absolutely abysmal. I'm sorry but Natalya is just so fuckin bad, she's been training for a billion years and she still sucks, she's slow, she's not technical and she's so far from athletic she's laughable. Nia Jaxx and Tamina are two of the worst women's wrestlers in the history of the company. Bayzler is the only one you can make a case for being somewhat of a good wrestler. The champs retain and who gives a shit.

Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayn (with Logan Paul)
         These dudes could have stolen the whole fuckin show, but instead they wrestled for 9 minutes, this match pissed me off so bad because it should have been a classic like all their other ones, but once again the WWE mismanaged it. Owens won and the only cool part is when he stunned that douchebag Logan Paul after the match.

Sheamus vs Matt Riddle(Champion)
        It was a short match but not an overall terrible match, It was pretty heavy hitting and both guys looked pretty fucking good.  But I gotta be honest I hate the ending, Sheamus hit Riddle with he brogue kick to win his 3,000 US title and the WWE continue to push wrestlers in their 40's.

Appollo Crewes vs Big E(Champion)     
          I.....I just don't know, another match I thought could be pretty good but instead it was about 5 minutes. It was dubbed as a "Nigerian Drum Fight" whatever the fuck that is. Appollo Crews won because some big random guy with some sort of African army jacket came out and chokeslammed Big E....so year Appollo is the new IC champ I guess.....

Rhea Ripley vs Asuka(champion)
         This was by far my favorite match of the night, two of the best female wrestlers in the WWE. It was a hard hitting and technical match, Ripley gets the win and is the new Raw women's champ. I love it and it was a great call by WWE to put the title on her. It doesn't hurt Asuka to lose the belt it was a win win for all in this one.

Roman Reigns(Champion) vs Edge vs Daniel Bryan
          Well fuckin surprise surprise! Roman Reigns headlines is 56th WrestleMania, overall it really wasn't a bad match. Hard hitting spots, some big pumps and some huge chair shots. But god damn it WWE stop shoving Roman Reigns down our throat every fuckin week. WWE shoves Reigns down our throat so much it's like their Peter North. Oh yeah AGAIN Roman Reigns won by pinning both Bryan and Edge because ya know....he's the greatest wrestler of all time and that's what he does.....so yeah that was super fun.




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