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Can you imagine? You just wake up and think..."yeah I'm gonna do some dirtbag shit today. Then you go on with your day and find a nice ass truck and you plan to break in and rob that truck. Then up comes a 6'3 265lb UFC Heavyweight, who just so happens to hold the record for most knockouts in the heavyweight division. Lewis made an instagram post that is now deleted saying "He'll handle it before the cops show up. Sure as shit Lewis took care of it. Turns out "The Black Beast" hit the thief with a one two punch and knocked him out cold and waited for the cops to come. Shit man just a bad day to be a thief in Houston, like I said just a normal dirtbag day doing dirtbag shit then Derrick fuckin Lewis turns out to be the owner of this truck and is possibly walking over to murder you. If you don't know about Derrick Lewis this dude is a god damn legend, he is easily one of the most viral UFC stars in the sport. Whether it be his hilarious interviews or his absolutely devastating KO's he's literally just the best. Go follow him on instagram @thebeastufc. You 30000% wont regret it's easily one of the funniest accounts to follow and I don't even mean in the UFC, I mean in general. Moral of the story is don't be a scumbag and try to break into peoples cars kids.....because you never know if the owner is a 6'3 monster who literally beats people up for a living.
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